Advantages of Smoking: Go ahead and smoke

There was this woman who used to constantly blame her husband for spending money on useless things and husband used to claim that he spends money very judiciously. He challenged her to give one example wherein she can conclusively prove that money spent on buying certain thing was total waste. The woman promptly answered, “See this fire extinguisher hanging on the wall, we have not used it even once since we got married”. In the same manner, if you are good smoker then your health insurance premium will prove to be money well spent.

Apart from this there are many more great advantages of regular smoking.

1.       You will never be required to pay all life insurance premiums. Your relatives will get your ‘Life Sum Insured’ much earlier.

2.       You will never get old age diseases like Parkinson’s, osteoporosis, Alzheimer’s or cataract, as you will never reach that stage of life.

3.       You will never need breath fresheners or mouth fresheners as your breath will always smell of tobacco.

4.       You will save money which other people spend on fitness regimes, gymnasiums or on buying jogging/ running sneakers. 

5.       You will not be joining that stupid car-pool as nobody will travel in your car which will be always smelling of tobacco.

6.       You do not have to worry about interest on your savings as you will spend good portion of your earnings on smoking and fighting diseases caused because of smoking.

7.       Your children also will be happy as they will not have to look after old and aged parents. If you are really dedicated smoker,  then you can even help your children in becoming independent and self reliant at very early age.

8.       You shall never experience trauma losing your spouse. It hardly matters to you if your spouse is forced to live lonely life.

9.       You will always find some chain smoker friend who suffers from no health problems in spite of smoking for ‘40’ years. This will strengthen your faith in GOD.

10.   And most importantly, when you get dreadful life endangering disease like Cancer, you will have very clear answer to question “WHY ME?”